same here, now if only they would release the second and third seasons on DVD. the episodes i found on emule look insanely bad.
posted bynir on October 02 2006, 10:37pm, last edited on October 03 2006, 3:57pm
- hi
- hi! welcome to happy bakery, how can i help you?
- actually i need to make a complaint, i was just in here and i wanted the big boy muffin?
- oh yeah... i remember you, you wanted something really big
- yeah, this was really big
- size of a baby's head
- right, which is exactly what you said when you wrapped it up for me. but what you didn't say, and this is probably my fault for not paying attention, is that it's actually the shape of a baby's head as well.
- yeah
- i can't eat that
- ok... just pick something else up free of charge
- thank you, what else do you have?
- well we have a couple of specials today, we have a little boy huddled over weeping, we have an innocent man in an electric chair, and we also have white frosted cops beating up an oat bran activist.
- (another customer) hey, give me a half cafe latte and a homeless man urinating on himself to go
- you got it
- (back to first customer) so, have you umm found out what you want?
- no, they're all horrible, don't you have any normal muffins?
- ohh.. we have a cake, it's shaped like the atomic bomb that was dropped on hiroshima, we could cut off the mushroom cloud part and that would kinda look like a regular muffin..
- no thanks. you know your sign up there says 'happy bakery', you'd think you'd have something to eat besides tragedy and misery.
- ew, i'm sorry, at happy bakery we don't eat happy things to make us happy, we eat things we want to get rid of to make us feel better.
- i don't understand
- okay, let me explain. take this atm fee muffin for example. you buy the muffin, confronting your problem with the atm fees, then you chew the muffin, understanding those fees, right? right? and then you're chewing and then you swallow the muffin accepting those fees, until finally the muffin passes through you and out you and into the toilet, we flush away those fees forever. and then you're finally happy
- ok. then i'll have an impotent genitalia and, an overbearing mother with blueberries... and a cheating wife... and a father who was never there... with nuts...
- ohh.. i'm sorry, we only have them without nuts
- that's okay. he lost them in vietnam
nir phineas 
Ortali nothannah
quite possibly my favorite series comedy central has ever had
EVER
same here, now if only they would release the second and third seasons on DVD. the episodes i found on emule look insanely bad.